Eternal Shadows :: ¤.Twilight Lands.¤ :: Ice-Capped Cliffs :: Stirring On Mars Author Topic: Stirring On Mars (Read 7 times) d2s65w Guest Stirring On Mars « Thread Started on Mar 14, 2009, 3:31am » The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut descended and tested the atmosphere. Low and behold it was safe for people to breathe. He removed his space suit and exited the spacecraft. He was amazed to find himself in a lush green valley surrounded with beautiful wooded hills. He hiked for some distance and came upon a beautiful little white cottage with a lush green lawn surrounded by a white picket fence like something out of Better Homes and Gardens. He walked up to the front door and found it open. He walked inside, looked around and hearing noises from the kitchen, he went back there. WOW, to his amazement he saw the most beautiful blonde he had ever seen standing over a large pot on the stove. Inside the pot was a gooey mess that she was stirring with a large sthingy. As he watched she kept stirring and stirring. After a couple hours he finally asked her what she was doing. She replied that she was having a baby. He was quite skeptical but after a couple more hours of stirring she reached down into the gooey mess and pulled out a beautiful baby girl. He told her that was really amazing but that was not the way it was done on Earth. She asked, "How do you do it on Earth?" With a twinkle in his eyes he said come on back to the bedroom and I'll show you. After an hour of the wildest sex he had ever experienced he lay back exhausted and lit up a cigarette. "Well," she said, "where is the baby?" He said "Oh, that takes nine months." "Well why did you stop stirring?" FFXI Gil, final fantasy gil Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged wow power leveling Guest Re: Stirring On Mars « Reply #1 on Apr 26, 2009, 8:40pm » "Give your mistress my greetings," he replied. "And tell her that the moon is new, that I can find only eleven months in the year, and that the sea is by no means full." Not understanding the meaning of these words, the servant repeated them word for word to his mistress; and thus his theft was discovered, and he was punished. After a little while, the young man appeared with the old farmer. He was treated royally, as if he were the son of a great man, though the farmer knew nothing of his origins. In the course of the conversation, he told them everything---about the fish's laughter, his father's threatened execution, and his own exile--- and asked their advice about what he should do. "The laughter of the fish," said the girl, "which seems to have been the cause of all this trouble, indicates that there is a man in the women's quarters of the palace, and the king doesn't know anything about it." "Great! That's great!" exclaimed the wazir's son. "There's yet time for me to return and to save my father from a shameful and unjust death." The following day he rushed back to his own country, taking with him the farmer's daughter. When he arrived, he ran to the palace and told his father what he had heard. The poor wazir, now almost dead from the expectation of death, was carried at once to the king in a palanquin. He repeated to the king what his son had said. "A man in the queen's quarters! Never!" said the king. "But it must be so, Your Majesty," replied the wazir, "and to prove the truth of what I've just heard, I propose a test. Please call together all the female attendants in your palace and order them to jump over a large pit, specially dug for this purpose. The man will at once betray himself by the way he jumps." The king had the pit dug and ordered all the female servants of the palace to try to jump over it. All of them tried, but only one succeeded. That one was found to be a man! Thus was the queen satisfied and the faithful old wazir saved. Soon after that, the wazir's son married the old farmer's daughter. And it was a most happy marriage. cheap wow power leveling cheapest wow power leveling buy wow power leveling CHEAP power leveling CHEAPEST wow powerleveling BUY wow gold zhang xiao chen Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Forum Jump--------------------» Home--------------------» H o o f b e a t s--------------------- The Regular Humdrum --- Neighs and Whinnys --- Diversity --- The Questionaire- Advertise::Affiliate- Let's Create a Diversion- Pictorials and Blurbs- -Intermission---------------------» //Equine Creations--------------------- Commandments- Fabrication- Admissoned Eqiunes --- Accepted Sunrise Horeses --- Accepted Midnight Horses --- Accepted Twilight Horses- Mates .&. 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